Since the writers here at Photographs on the Dashboard often feel completely unoriginal and even downright boring, we figured we could exploit the children that roam around our house in hopes of entertaining you, our faithful visitors and sometime-lurkers. So here you go--real-life, actual-factual quotes from the ever-amusing Anna Kate and Elle. Enjoy.....................................................................................................................................................
Little Boy to Elle in the pool in Florida: "We went out to eat last night. We went to Destin Seafood." Elle: "Yeah, we went to Arby's on the way here!"
Anna Kate: "I want Joe to be my boyfriend 'cause I bet he'll grow up to be a silly man. Ohhh, he's hilarious."
Elle: "Mom, if I sing Rhoda a yellowby, will she go to sleep?"
Anna Kate, matter-of-factly: "Mom, I would really like a golden tooth."
Elle, walking past a dead squirrel on the road: "Awwww...does he want his mama squirrel?"
Anna Kate, humbly: "I'm sorry you're in a grumpy mood, Mama...Um, you may not know this, but you're being a leetle bossy to me."
Elle: "You're my sweeeet little Mama...my best friend."
Anna Kate: "What does hunting Easter eggs have to do with Jesus? Whoever came up with that must have a little brain."
Me: "Elle, do you know where you got your curly hair?" Elle: "Target."
Anna Kate: "Whoa. Elle just coughed like she meant it!"
Elle, running from a bug, terrified: "That fly's gonna suck my blood!"
Anna Kate: "Paula's a lot nicer than Simon and Larry."
